Yo! Here's the deal. I won the Krusty the Clown art contest so my family and I get to go on this really cool Worldwide treasure hunt to China, Egypt, the North Pole and Hollywood. And I need you to help collect Krusty faces and Krusty products if I want to reach my final destination, a guest appearance on the Itchy and Scratchy Show! Any questions? Good, I'm outta here. Your friend, Bart Simpson.